A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After eating, the waiter brings him the bill. The panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, dead.
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts at him, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter! You didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
2 comments:
Oh no you didn't! Did you? You did. You told that joke.
At least you can use it on texting tweens to explain how punctuation enhances clarity!
Ahhhh. My work here is done. :-)
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